JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING ALL WOOSSY

I’d like it noted that I ate two chocolate covered insect larvae at the dead dog party.

Two whole ones.

And the chocolate wasn’t even that nice…

Thank you.

YOU KNOW YOUR HARD-MAN REPUTATION IS RUINED WHEN…

You’re holding your baby son, rocking him to sleep, singing along with The Rainbow Connection to settle him, and when he smiles at you just before falling asleep, you start crying.