MORE NOVEL PROGRESS

710 new words on Nouvelle Hollande today, which means the epilogue is finished and I only have the climax to complete until the whole damn shooting match is done, man, done! Also redrafted the first chapter, adding another 335 words, which means today saw almost 1000 words of novel work.

Wheeee……

BAD MOVIE BOOK HAPPINESS

For all my fellow bad movie lovers out there, let me be the first to urge you to get your hands on the newly released The Official Razzie Movie Guide: Enjoying The Best of Hollywood’s Worst by John Wilson, creator of the Razzie Awards. I picked up a copy at the Edith Cowan University campus in Mt Lawley yesterday, and I haven’t stopped laughing since.

There are so many movies I need to watch now. Chesh, Martin, you up for a marathon? 🙂

YOU’RE A HARD CHILD TO BARGAIN WITH, ERIN BATTERSBY

ERIN: Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-eye-ee-eye-oh, and on that farm he had aaaa…..?
LYN: Camel!
ME: Whale!
ERIN: What about a sheep?
LYN: No, a dolphin!
ME: A monkey!
ERIN: What about a sheep?
LYN: A rhinoceros!
ME: Yeah, a rhinoceros!
ERIN: (Much aggrieved) Fine then. A Nossuh-os. (Pause) With a baa baa here…

Song abandoned due to laughing parents crashing the car and killing us all….

OH GOD, WHY DO THESE QUESTIONS OCCUR TO ME?

If you laugh during a golden shower, does it come out your nose?