CHARLTON HESTON DIES PEACEFULLY AT HOME. MILLIONS OF IRONY LOVERS SADDENED THAT NOBODY TRIES TO PRISE GUN FROM HIS COLD, DEAD HANDS
Oh, Charltie, how you conflicted me. Loathed you for your untra-conservative, gun-totin’ moronicism, but God, you were one hell of an actor in your time (Anyone who doubts me, check out his performance as the Player King in Branagh’s Hamlet). Hopefully, hopefully, in time, people will forget the stupidity, and the movies will remain.