OH GOD, MILK I NEVER DRANK JUST CAME OUT OF MY NOSE

So over at the blog of legendary manbeastchild Jason Fischer, he’s listed a meme that shows you what your battle cry should be. And his is quite cool: I’m going to pummel you with such reckless abandon, you will wake up from the Matrix

Gnarly, huh? I can see Jasoni crying this out as his crime fighting alter ego, Cannibal Camel.

So, you know, I’m going to try this and come up with a cool battle cry I can yell whilst leaping off buildings in my tights n the dead of night and bringing to justice evil guys with names like The DeathPanther and Murderghost and Bald Guy From Survivor and stuff.

So what do I get?

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Striding out of the mountains, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Lee Battersby! And he gives a booming scream:

“I’m going to beat the flaming shit out of you!”

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There go my chances of Robert Downey Junior playing me in the movie…

One thought on “

  1. I get: “Blood and souls for my dark lord! I bring darkness and mayhem like the world’s mightiest bad-ass!”Which, strangely, is something I’ve said in conversation more than once.

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