As is my wont, I occasionally purchase items of a useful and pleasing nature. You know, like Lyn >:)
And, like Lyn, the instructions are sometimes a little on the, shall we say, interpretive dance level.
Yesterday, oh, yesterday my friends, we reached a level of English-as-a-guideline-only-ness that even Samuel Goldwyn would have viewed with pride. I don’t know what it’ll be yet, but I’m bound to have something cool kicking about the house I can give away as a prize for the first person who can tell me what these instructions relate to. It’s a personal item, and it’s blue. That’s all the hint you get 🙂