WARM NOT YOUR HEAD WATER MICROWAVE UNIT INTERNAL

As is my wont, I occasionally purchase items of a useful and pleasing nature. You know, like Lyn >:)

And, like Lyn, the instructions are sometimes a little on the, shall we say, interpretive dance level.

However.

Yesterday, oh, yesterday my friends, we reached a level of English-as-a-guideline-only-ness that even Samuel Goldwyn would have viewed with pride. I don’t know what it’ll be yet, but I’m bound to have something cool kicking about the house I can give away as a prize for the first person who can tell me what these instructions relate to. It’s a personal item, and it’s blue. That’s all the hint you get 🙂

6 thoughts on “WARM NOT YOUR HEAD WATER MICROWAVE UNIT INTERNAL

  1. Well, that’s got to go down as amongst the lamest competitions ever. Serves me right for doing something other than telling semi-amusing stories baout my kids 🙂You’re absolutely right, of course, Chris. Send me your address and I’ll post you something cool from my soon to be spring-cleaned House o’ Fun

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  2. Well, I feel like I cheated, using the interweb, and all. The main reason I googled the instructions was that the first couple of ideas I had regarding something that all of those crazy instructions could apply to took me to the naughty place…Still, I’ll send you my address just so I have a reason to send you a return parcel in time for Christmas.~Chris G.

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