Yeah, it’s been a month since I’ve posted, but to be quite honest I haven’t been bothered. There’s a lot of Real Life ™ going on at the moment. Big decisions are being made regards life, career, writing, and general Stuff (pat. pend.)

Frankly, blogging ain’t that important.

But to keep you all entertained, and to help explain to my most excellent Bonus Boys why Criss Angel is just a little bit shit, this: