DUDE, WHAT’S WRONG WITH USING SCISSORS?

I realise it’s been a while: I’ve largely been off the internet doing really-lifey sorta things. There’s some real content coming in the next couple of days, but in the meantime, read down to line four of this and be glad you were born with two hemispheres to your brain…..

There isn’t a single scenario in the Universe where I can imagine needing to do that.

2 thoughts on “DUDE, WHAT’S WRONG WITH USING SCISSORS?

  1. see, that's the sort of thing a character says immediately before finding that in fact, there is a scenario in which he needs to do that – and do that enthusiastically and repeatedly. I look forward to the next instalment.

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