Seven years ago today, for reasons that may have been clear only to her, Luscious threw me a bone and married me.

If she’s regretted it, she’s kept it to herself.

So, being in the fortunate position of remaining deeply in love with a woman I find more beautiful and more wonderful every day– a woman who continues to astonish me with her intelligence; talent; caring nature; capacty for forgiveness; and loyalty to herself, her family, and her ideals; it’s left to me to say, simply:

I love you, wife-man.