Dad, come into my bedroom.
I have a fifty percent chance of this being a good thing.
What is it, kiddo?
It’s an early surprise Father’s Day death robot!
An early surprise Father’s Day death robot. This would imply a ‘when you expect it’ surprise Father’s Day death robot…..
That’s cool, dude.
It’s being driven by a Dalek!
Because there are days when being a Dalek isn’t just isn’t death-robotty enough…
That’s brilliant, son.
Love you, Dad!
Love you too, son.
You have no idea how much I love you, son.