LET’S HAVE FUN WITH HAIKU FAIL 2013!

Amidst all the kerfuffle, I failed to notice that results had been posted for the 2013 City of Perth Library haiku competition, and I managed to avoid the ignominy of actually winning anything with any of my entries.

So, for posterity and your education adn amusement, I present you with my five failed entries:

silver-bladed leaf
etched in deep-devoted words
edges drip in red



forced restructuring
empty bed and meals for one
micro-managed loss



infomercial dreams
extruded mental products
sponsored by McSleep



neon dinosaur
confused, abandoned, alone
shadowed night attacks



grey half-life faces
earthbound plastic consciousness
collapsible minds




Ah, well. Back to trying to make my fortune from short stories and late night Baldur’s Gate playing sessions….