In space, no-one can hear you scream at that one dickhead in the office who just won’t let a fucking joke go. Yeah, you know who I mean. And if you don’t, it’s you.
“And would you please stop calling me ‘Major Tom’?”
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Lee Battersby 
You could solve this problem by answering every “Major Tom” with “As you were, First Officer Fuckhead.”
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