Ahhhhh, the entropic nature of time. When I scribbled this one down, Anne McCaffrey seemed the perfect comic fit. Feel free to insert “Smaug” or “Christopher Paolini” or “that chick from Game of Thrones” or whatever you need to bring this gag up to speed…..
“I’m sorry, Nigel, but being Anne McCaffrey’s biggest fan does not
qualify you to be head keeper at the komodo dragon enclosure”