“I suspect the ‘how’ of this case is going to be at least as interesting as the ‘why’, constable.”
Elephants have been convicted of murder: witness the case of Mary, a circus elephant hanged– yup, hanged– in 1916 after being found guilty of murdering her trainer.
There is nothing so black that humans can’t find humour in it. Or do it for real. Because, generally, we suck.