There’s a bizarre and somewhat colourful subset of the Australian homosapien (Boganus Mountpanoramaii) who seems only to be fulfilled by cranking out a donkshaft with double carved ollies and lowering the drive bar to up the torquey toasterage. You know, hotting shit up.

I figure chair lifts are as good as a 1970s Torana. Probably better, if we’re honest……

“What’s say we open this baby up and see what she can really do?”