To say I have never enjoyed working in the various levels of Government service to which I was sentenced is an understatement. In a quarter of century, I found less than half a dozen colleagues with whom I wished to have any contact outside of the workplace, and countless hundreds I would welcome alien abduction in order to avoid acknowledging them in the street.

Let’s be honest: this cartoon isn’t funny. It’s just true.

“I think you underestimate my achievement in refraining

from gunning you all down like dogs.”