Why the Dutch, Will? What have you got against the Dutch?
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo in my best Twilight Zone voice……
I graduated my BA in English in 1991, completely unready to give up on my childhood and enter the workforce. So I did what any non-self-respecting Arts graduate with no prospects does: I added a Graduate Diploma in Teaching, to give me an extra year away from reality. I graduated that with one firm resolve in life: I would never be a teacher.
Give me some props: I lasted twenty-five years.