HOW TO BREAK YOUR MOTHER IN ONE EASY LESSON

Lunch. Sizzler. Lyn and Aiden across from each other at the table, baby Luc in Lyn’s lap, laughing and giggling as Nanna does the Nanna thing. Everything’s cute and lovely and full of awwwwwwww.

AIDEN: You know what I love most about babies?
LYN: What?
AIDEN: They can’t pronounce the safe word.

I couldn’t see straight for about ten minutes.