I can’t think of a single reason why I would have drawn this. Offered purely for a sense of completism. (It’s a word: shut up)
“And in return, Management will commit to not shouting out ‘Suckah!’ in a (?) voice every time we pass a staff member in the corridors.”
Da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaahhhh, JOKE!
Sorry. I’m so, so sorry.
“I’m afraid the problem is simple. You’re suffering from premature extermination.”
It took me a few moments to work out what was going on in this one. That’s a giant speaker on the right: the guy in front has played a chord, and it’s blown his skin right off his skeleton. A perfect example of something that would have looked great when it was fully drawn, if I had the skill, but the thumbnail shows I wouldn’t have had the skill to do it.
Stick to writing. Stick to writing.
“We’ll take it.”
Change the sign from ‘poker’ to ‘porn’ and I’m pretty much Yuri Geller……
My one and only ever thumbnail about Halloween. I just find it hard to joke about sweeties…. (sob)…… sigh…… I need a licorice all sort……
“Excuse me? Do I come to your house on your special day and demand candy from you?”
God’s a psycho. The Bible is the greatest fictional work ever to feature an unreliable narrator. And Jesus is a member of the cartooning Death Panda fraternity: always funny. Always.
Experiment 1. Experiment 2: 2016-2049. Experiment 3: Late 3100s?
“Dad, can I borrow…… what the hell?”
Not a straight line in the whole thing, not an angle that matches any other, but I have an overwhelming fondness for this cartoon. It’s one of the first truly good ideas I ever had, and one that requires more than an appreciation of nob gags to get. I’ve been writing these sort of righteously-deluded characters ever since.
Time was quantum, as Professor Smedley well knew. It didn’t matter if he got dressed now or later, he would still be dressed…